Hey, Charles, What's—

"Hey, Charles, What's—" is the third episode of the third season of The Dreadful Tale of Patricia. The episode title is based off of a phrase that some characters say in the episode.

Plot
The Oog erupts from the ground and demands that Charles give him Patricia, because she is the only one who can prevent him from ending the world. Sir Charles refuses and the Oog becomes angry, and a chase scene ensues. Sir Charles runs through every single scene in the past episodes and the people in each scene all say, “Hey, Charles, what’s—” before the Oog enters the scene. Finally Charles arrives at the screaming ladder, and the screams are so high-pitched that the Oog’s ears explode and it runs away. Free of the Oog for the moment, Charles goes to tell the people of the town that the Oog’s coming, with the help of Wizarding Lou and his wizard friends. When the Oog arrives, it explains that Patricia must be freely given and it puts Charles in a really tall tower with only a window and no doors, saying that it won't feed Charles until Charles gives it Patricia. Muck Fancy arrives with the sentient ladder, and climbs up to Sir Charles using the ladder. The screams of the ladder make the Oog’s other ears explode, and it runs away while Charles and Muck go into hiding with Patricia, Wizarding Lou, Vivian The Cat, and King Milo (along with Sir Günkerschtein and Sir Ivanpants XXX).