Boss' Orders

"Boss' Orders" is the pilot episode of The Dreadful Tale of Patricia. It stars Sir Charles IV as he finds Patricia, a baby hidden in the snowstorm.

Plot
Sir Günkerschtein tries to convince Sir Charles IV to go out for border patrol in the middle of a snowstorm. Sir Charles does not want to go, but the boss makes him. While gearing up for border patrol with his cat Vivian The Cat, Sir Charles runs into the beautiful Muck Fancy. It is love at first sight, and the two quickly bond. But Muck’s father, Naught is with her, and he is quite opposed to the idea of Muck and Sir Charles as a couple. He takes Muck home, and Charles is sad. Sir Charles finishes gearing up, and he and Vivian The Cat go to the border to patrol. There, they fall through the snow and end up in a secret base. He meets Wizarding Lou, a wizard. Lou has gathered a band of nomads that all believe that a mystery child named Gabouna has come into existence, and must be found if the end of the world is to be prevented. Lou begs Sir Charles to find this baby while he’s out in the blizzard, and Sir Charles agrees, solemnly. Sir Charles emerges back out into the snowstorm and finds baby Gabouna. He decides that such a disgusting name is not fit for such a beautiful baby (right before Gabouna vomits on Sir Charles) and names her Patricia. He accidentally falls back into Lou’s lair and Lou frantically announces that he got the prophecy wrong—because Patricia was found, the end of the world is at hand.